McPEZ VIRTUAL KOOKY ZOO MAP

CLICK ON THE LINKS (RIGHT) TO BE WHISKED AWAY TO EACH EXCITING ZOO AREA!

NEW EXHIBITS WILL BE ADDED EACH MONTH...
SO COME BACK SOON... THE ANIMALS WILL
BE WAITING!

HOWDY Y'ALL! Welcome to our Kooky Zoo!

Come closer... C'mon... WATCH OUT! WILD LION! HeeHee... just a little *zoo* humor. We have scoured the world in search of the Greatest, Pezziest animals to put on exhibit here at the McPEZ Kooky Zoo. From the Wild Balkans, to the Frozen Tundra of Minnesota, to the land of the Giant Redwoods, to the crowded metropolises of Japan (well, what was left of them after Godzilla), to the Aussie Outback, to Continental Europe, and finally, to the dusty back shelf of Earl's Flea Market Emporium in Floydada, TX.

All of the animals here are kept in specially designed eco-systems that allow them to roam and play much like their *wild* counterparts. Please don't try to shove any food into your disk drives to feed the animals... all of our animals are on a strict dietary program supplemented with fruit flavored sugar bricks. And always remember... because you are getting to view these animals through a technological breakthrough in 2-way glass... you might be just lucky enough to have one walk right up to your viewing window... so, PLEASE do not tap on your monitor... it makes the animals skittish and may create a sugar induced stampede. And that wouldn't be pretty.

So, sit back... get your clicking finger all limbered up... and hang onto your Happy Fun Ball... you are about to experience the Thrill of a Lifetime!

 

Your Zookeepers - Todd & Misty McPEZ

 

Located on our beautiful zoo grounds is the World Famous McPEZ Kooky Zoo Train. This trainline is over 10 miles long, and goes through or past most of the zoo exhibits. This ride is a favorite amongst the young and young at heart.

Pictured to the left is Engineer Eric. Engineer Eric has been with our zoo since the beginning when the only animals we had were a couple of mice and a duck.

 

Here are pictures of the other Kooky Zoo Train locomotives. On the left is Engineer Rob aboard the "Spectre". On the right is Engineer John aboard the "COOLPEZTRAIN".